Investigators are flabbergasted by the mysterious disappearance of one Margie CM, known affectionately to some as Madam Margie From Down Undah, and a disorganized crime ring is suspected.
"We have been searching high and low," said Detective Frankenfurter LaBrassier.
"There have been numerous reports of movement in the underground caramel groups, and as Ms. CM has been known to lose her head over such sweet and sticky treats... well, we can only hope she has not fallen prey to these dastardly sweet mongers."
One suspect, a titian-haired woman from the northern reaches of Alberta, has been questioned regarding this case.
Known only as Stevie, the suspect allegedly sent the Australian born woman a large box of sweets, including marshmallows, chocolate, and caramels. More suspect though was the tin of fruit tea included in the package, which shook the Australian postal service to the core a few years back.
Although she declined an interview, the Edmonton Alpaca herd manager did admit to sending the treats, but denied they were part of a dastardly plot to ensnare Ms. CM in a worldwide ring of mouthwatering indulgance. However, a second such package was sent in the direction of Trashington, Northumberland that very same year to one Gypsy Noir, who is now the prime suspect in this mystery.
Ms. Noir has herself ties to the nefarious Ferrion gang, and has been known to harbour not only sweets in her apartment above a Chinese take-away, but to consort with Bert, the drunken carrier pigeon, as well as several feline conspirators and and the notorious Neil Emery, reputed son of Pete Townshend. Scotland Yard is closing in on Ms. Noir's residence as we speak... erm... type, and will ransack the joint for any sign of Ms. CM in hopes of finding her safe and free of caramel.
If you have any information that could lead to the solving of this case, please forward them to Scotland Yard post haste.
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!
Vally P has admitted to potentially having had part in McM's disappearance. The plot thickens...
2 comments:
Ah Stevie, the plot thickens. You could add the dreaded VallyP to the list of suspects. After all, she sent McM a book which some say was designed to lure our Margie into a life of impossible indulgence as she sunk into an endlessly comfortable chair with the aforementioned sweets and just read herself into oblivion.
hehe...brilliant, Stevie!
Yes, I wonder where this woman is. There have been no sightings in this part of the world.
Your word wizardry strikes again S.
xx
L
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