Gypsy's ghostly tag

1. How old do you think you'll be when you die?
At least 96. Maybe 106. I’ll be very old I think. I will be all wrinkly like an dried apple and peer over old wire rimmed glasses at my great great grandchildren and say things like “Mummy says you can’t go to the concert alone? Not to worry. Grammy will take you to the mosh pit. Just let me get my steel toe orthapedics.”

2. How will you die?
In a mosh pit. Or in my sleep. In my sleep at a mosh pit.

3. What will your last words be?
Good God is that Keith Richards?? Is he STILL ALIVE???

4. What will your epitaph read?
By God she really lived.

5. Any parts of your body you wouldn't donate?
Nope.

6. What song will be played at your funeral?
Bye Bye Baby by the Bay City Rollers

7. Cremated, buried or "other"?
Cremated and tossed into the air from the top of Mount Swansea.

8. If you could take one thing with you to the "next life", what would it be?
Nothing. When the time comes, I’ll be ready to make a clean break of it.

9. If you could take one person with you, whether they like it or not, who would it be?
Gypsy! (don’t tell her)

10. Supposing they existed, do you think you'd end up in heaven or hell?
I think heaven. I’m not really evil. But I don’t believe in heaven and hell. I think both are what we create for ourselves. And I’ve experienced both. I am more inclined to believe in reincarnation.

11. If you could haunt any one place, where would it be?
Some delicious old stone mansion or castle somewhere, nice and romantically creepy. Oh, and near and ocean. Maybe a lighthouse? A lighthouse near a castle, then I could go back and forth…

12. If you could haunt any one person, who would it be?
Johnny Depp.

13. What type of ghost would you be?
Sexy and ethereal baby!

14. You've been given the chance to send one message back to the land of the living. What does it say?
Love more. And don't take yourselves too seriously because I've seen you all naked.